GIGGLETHROTTLE

“Comedy is tragedy plus time.” - Carol Burnett

Posted 1 month ago

Me: One ticket to Red Wings please.
Clerk: Excuse me.
Me: One for Red Wings
Clerk: (smirking) You mean Red Tails?
Me: (whispering) That’s the black one, right?
Clerk: Yes.
Me: Do you take this coupon?